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Arkansas!
03:29
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Savor your lollypop
Just a lick but not a lot
Toothsome and hoppinscotch
The one flavor is the one you got
Big dreams of jellybeans
Jesus C for a Christmas tree
A Peter Pan type of plan
Before he got shot
Arkansas!
Arkansas!
Kerosene a local landmark, lawn-locked crucifixes
Meth head pressing zesty tensions reverse side of the street
Hamhock Diamond Shamrock Lady
Hey baby
Pissed and witless
Mind yr bizness
Savor your lollypop
Just a drip but not a drop
The one flavor is all you got
So savor it a lot
Arkansas!
Arkansas!
Sunset deepening reduction cowboy truck collection
Blossom sax in France it rains here every other day
Foxy stabbing fences hefty Christ collector Benson
Exxon vixen was a bitchin' tradition
Sell me whiskey
Go shit kickin
Burn your Bisqwik
Mind your bizness
(merrily merrily merrily)
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Kroger
02:36
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My life
My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
My wife
My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
Exist so long, exist so long
Figler's Face
When she gets home, we'll go out shopping
When she gets home, we're parking lotting
When she gets home, we'll get Red Lobster
When she gets home, we'll talk about our day
My life
My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
My wife
My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
Resist so long, resist so long
Figler's Face
When she gets home, we'll go to Target
When she gets home, we'll look at carpet
When she gets home, I'll leave the apartment
When she gets home, I'll maybe start my day
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3. |
Save A Spot
03:25
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Sally Brown in dozer town
Wincing at debris
Everywhere that I look now
Is just another place to wheeze
Black hairpin in the laundry spin
And witches in the eaves
I had some munn but I had no fun
With my expired IDs
Save a spot
Heaven knows wads get shot
La la la, then plop
Save a spot for me
Bride and groom in a hotel room
But she says she's asleep
Taxis down on the lobby grounds
Charging by the beep
I burned my bras for Santa Claus
I wonder what he'll bring
But you know that I love to watch her
Watch her headbanging
Save a spot
Heaven knows lawns get cropped
Ha ha ha, then whop
Save a spot for me
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4. |
Po' Pamphlet Jakkson
03:59
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Po Pamphlet Jakkson
He gets no reaction
He has to wear Pampers
His old friends wear Depends
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
His colds are all catchin
His eggs are all baskin
Bald eagle local leader
Birdfeed your birdfeeder
Zebra on canstands
Sends my girlfriend to Bermuda
11 AM, gonna hit him in the head with a hammer
Don't make a man stare into the bathroom mirror like a camera
I kinda wanna kill you
Mr don't own a gas station map from Alaska
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Doesn't like people
Beige Lamborghini
Farts up the pee-hole
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Jerks off the deep end
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Forgot to have a friend
Light switch on and off swish of bourbon
Jump on a trampoline nine counties over
Power steering seven hours leave a supply of Gerber's
Mikes and Ikes instead of Vikes, buncha slow learners
Send you to Denver
Drop a nuke on Tom's Diner
Remember that night that we kissed in the corner?
Wal Mart boss with a face like Bob Palmer
Doesn't know this state is a giant toaster?
I'm gonna approach him with a hammer
And teach him some manners
And teach him some manners
Everybody in this room is gonna die
OW
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Poke In The Eye
02:45
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OH OKAYY
Wag, pup
The sun is up
It's time for a new surprise
A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes
Hey, yay
A brand new day
And there can be all kinds
A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes
Hey, love
The bed's made of
Watermelon rinds
A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes
The lonesome sea
Did carry me
It didn't even say goodbye
A poke in the eye
A poke in the eye
Wag, pup
The sun is up
Ain't it great to be alive
Like a poke in the eye
A poke in the eye
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Insane Old Man
02:44
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Hello hello insane old man
S.O.B
Let me go
I'd rather never know
What it's like to be an insane old man
Life, let me go
I'd rather never know
What it's like to be an insane old man
S.O.B!
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7. |
La, Lullaby For Me
01:40
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La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me
Suffocated groans
Displaced and sad unknowns
The birds are nailed to trees
La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me
I hope I did'ja proud
With what I said out loud
While you were out of reach
La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me
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8. |
Live in Mack
02:47
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Patrick Porter Austin, Texas
patrick porter is a mil dollar bill. this place is filled with ghosts.
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