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Porter In Froota EP

by Patrick Porter

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1.
Arkansas! 03:29
Savor your lollypop Just a lick but not a lot Toothsome and hoppinscotch The one flavor is the one you got Big dreams of jellybeans Jesus C for a Christmas tree A Peter Pan type of plan Before he got shot Arkansas! Arkansas! Kerosene a local landmark, lawn-locked crucifixes Meth head pressing zesty tensions reverse side of the street Hamhock Diamond Shamrock Lady Hey baby Pissed and witless Mind yr bizness Savor your lollypop Just a drip but not a drop The one flavor is all you got So savor it a lot Arkansas! Arkansas! Sunset deepening reduction cowboy truck collection Blossom sax in France it rains here every other day Foxy stabbing fences hefty Christ collector Benson Exxon vixen was a bitchin' tradition Sell me whiskey Go shit kickin Burn your Bisqwik Mind your bizness (merrily merrily merrily)
2.
Kroger 02:36
My life My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger My wife My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger Exist so long, exist so long Figler's Face When she gets home, we'll go out shopping When she gets home, we're parking lotting When she gets home, we'll get Red Lobster When she gets home, we'll talk about our day My life My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger My wife My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger Resist so long, resist so long Figler's Face When she gets home, we'll go to Target When she gets home, we'll look at carpet When she gets home, I'll leave the apartment When she gets home, I'll maybe start my day
3.
Save A Spot 03:25
Sally Brown in dozer town Wincing at debris Everywhere that I look now Is just another place to wheeze Black hairpin in the laundry spin And witches in the eaves I had some munn but I had no fun With my expired IDs Save a spot Heaven knows wads get shot La la la, then plop Save a spot for me Bride and groom in a hotel room But she says she's asleep Taxis down on the lobby grounds Charging by the beep I burned my bras for Santa Claus I wonder what he'll bring But you know that I love to watch her Watch her headbanging Save a spot Heaven knows lawns get cropped Ha ha ha, then whop Save a spot for me
4.
Po Pamphlet Jakkson He gets no reaction He has to wear Pampers His old friends wear Depends Po Pamphlet Jakkson His colds are all catchin His eggs are all baskin Bald eagle local leader Birdfeed your birdfeeder Zebra on canstands Sends my girlfriend to Bermuda 11 AM, gonna hit him in the head with a hammer Don't make a man stare into the bathroom mirror like a camera I kinda wanna kill you Mr don't own a gas station map from Alaska Po Pamphlet Jakkson Doesn't like people Beige Lamborghini Farts up the pee-hole Po Pamphlet Jakkson Jerks off the deep end Po Pamphlet Jakkson Forgot to have a friend Light switch on and off swish of bourbon Jump on a trampoline nine counties over Power steering seven hours leave a supply of Gerber's Mikes and Ikes instead of Vikes, buncha slow learners Send you to Denver Drop a nuke on Tom's Diner Remember that night that we kissed in the corner? Wal Mart boss with a face like Bob Palmer Doesn't know this state is a giant toaster? I'm gonna approach him with a hammer And teach him some manners And teach him some manners Everybody in this room is gonna die OW
5.
OH OKAYY Wag, pup The sun is up It's time for a new surprise A poke in the eyes A poke in the eyes Hey, yay A brand new day And there can be all kinds A poke in the eyes A poke in the eyes Hey, love The bed's made of Watermelon rinds A poke in the eyes A poke in the eyes The lonesome sea Did carry me It didn't even say goodbye A poke in the eye A poke in the eye Wag, pup The sun is up Ain't it great to be alive Like a poke in the eye A poke in the eye
6.
Hello hello insane old man S.O.B Let me go I'd rather never know What it's like to be an insane old man Life, let me go I'd rather never know What it's like to be an insane old man S.O.B!
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La, lullaby for me La, lullaby for me Suffocated groans Displaced and sad unknowns The birds are nailed to trees La, lullaby for me La, lullaby for me I hope I did'ja proud With what I said out loud While you were out of reach La, lullaby for me La, lullaby for me
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Live in Mack 02:47
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C. 2016-17 Bring Yr Own Bathos Publishing CORP

Recorded in Froota, GJ, Ouray, Durango KO

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released January 27, 2017

porter played everything again

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