Porter In Froota EP

by Patrick Porter

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C. 2016-17 Bring Yr Own Bathos Publishing CORP

Recorded in Froota, GJ, Ouray, Durango KO

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released January 27, 2017

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Patrick Porter Albany, New York

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Track Name: Arkansas!
Savor your lollypop
Just a lick but not a lot
Toothsome and hoppinscotch
The one flavor is the one you got
Big dreams of jellybeans
Jesus C for a Christmas tree
A Peter Pan type of plan
Before he got shot

Arkansas!
Arkansas!

Kerosene a local landmark, lawn-locked crucifixes
Meth head pressing zesty tensions reverse side of the street
Hamhock Diamond Shamrock Lady
Hey baby

Pissed and witless
Mind yr bizness

Savor your lollypop
Just a drip but not a drop
The one flavor is all you got
So savor it a lot

Arkansas!
Arkansas!

Sunset deepening reduction cowboy truck collection
Blossom sax in France it rains here every other day
Foxy stabbing fences hefty Christ collector Benson
Exxon vixen was a bitchin' tradition

Sell me whiskey
Go shit kickin
Burn your Bisqwik
Mind your bizness

(merrily merrily merrily)
Track Name: Kroger
My life
My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
My wife
My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger

Exist so long, exist so long
Figler's Face

When she gets home, we'll go out shopping
When she gets home, we're parking lotting
When she gets home, we'll get Red Lobster
When she gets home, we'll talk about our day

My life
My life was saved by Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger
My wife
My wife she works at Kroger Kroger Kroger Kroger

Resist so long, resist so long
Figler's Face

When she gets home, we'll go to Target
When she gets home, we'll look at carpet
When she gets home, I'll leave the apartment
When she gets home, I'll maybe start my day
Track Name: Save A Spot
Sally Brown in dozer town
Wincing at debris
Everywhere that I look now
Is just another place to wheeze
Black hairpin in the laundry spin
And witches in the eaves
I had some munn but I had no fun
With my expired IDs

Save a spot
Heaven knows wads get shot
La la la, then plop
Save a spot for me

Bride and groom in a hotel room
But she says she's asleep
Taxis down on the lobby grounds
Charging by the beep
I burned my bras for Santa Claus
I wonder what he'll bring
But you know that I love to watch her
Watch her headbanging

Save a spot
Heaven knows lawns get cropped
Ha ha ha, then whop
Save a spot for me
Track Name: Po' Pamphlet Jakkson
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
He gets no reaction
He has to wear Pampers
His old friends wear Depends
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
His colds are all catchin
His eggs are all baskin

Bald eagle local leader
Birdfeed your birdfeeder
Zebra on canstands
Sends my girlfriend to Bermuda
11 AM, gonna hit him in the head with a hammer
Don't make a man stare into the bathroom mirror like a camera
I kinda wanna kill you
Mr don't own a gas station map from Alaska

Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Doesn't like people
Beige Lamborghini
Farts up the pee-hole
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Jerks off the deep end
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Forgot to have a friend

Light switch on and off swish of bourbon
Jump on a trampoline nine counties over
Power steering seven hours leave a supply of Gerber's
Mikes and Ikes instead of Vikes, buncha slow learners
Send you to Denver
Drop a nuke on Tom's Diner
Remember that night that we kissed in the corner?
Wal Mart boss with a face like Bob Palmer
Doesn't know this state is a giant toaster?
I'm gonna approach him with a hammer
And teach him some manners
And teach him some manners

Everybody in this room is gonna die
OW
Track Name: Poke In The Eye
OH OKAYY

Wag, pup
The sun is up
It's time for a new surprise
A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes

Hey, yay
A brand new day
And there can be all kinds
A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes

Hey, love
The bed's made of
Watermelon rinds

A poke in the eyes
A poke in the eyes

The lonesome sea
Did carry me
It didn't even say goodbye
A poke in the eye
A poke in the eye

Wag, pup
The sun is up
Ain't it great to be alive
Like a poke in the eye
A poke in the eye
Track Name: Insane Old Man
Hello hello insane old man
S.O.B
Let me go
I'd rather never know
What it's like to be an insane old man

Life, let me go
I'd rather never know
What it's like to be an insane old man
S.O.B!
Track Name: La, Lullaby For Me
La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me

Suffocated groans
Displaced and sad unknowns
The birds are nailed to trees
La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me

I hope I did'ja proud
With what I said out loud
While you were out of reach
La, lullaby for me
La, lullaby for me