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Cry Me A River, Sing Me A Raft EP

by Patrick Porter

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Suicide Slow 02:48
SUICIDE SLOW (Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2007) I guess this is as good as I'm gonna make it I guess this is as bright as the sun's gonna glow I guess the bottom half is the top of my glass I'm gonna take it slow, suicide slow Gonna take it real slow Suicide slow I guess this is as much fun as I'll ever have I guess this is the best that I'll ever know I guess you get the message is an S.O.S I'm gonna take it slow, suicide slow Gonna take it real slow, suicide slow I'm gonna go real slow, suicide slow I'm gonna die real slow, Suicide slow I guess I've said the best lines And loved the best loves of my life And out of all the seeds I've spilled This is all that's gonna grow But if I've seen the high times Then I'm loathe to see the low I'm gonna take it slow, suicide slow I'm gonna take it real slow, suicide slow I'm gonna go real slow I'm gonna die real slow, Suicide slow Out on Colfax I was talking to some guy who's in the know He grabbed me by the shoulders and he said "Hey listen BRO" "If you've learned all the lessons in the world then there's still one more left to go," You gotta take it slow, suicide slow You gotta go real slow You gotta die real slow, Suicide slow
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CHINESE TELEPHONE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) Got a Chinese Telephone To dial a one night stand Got a ledger made of foam That opens cuts on command Got some bullets Got a gun Got an open eye for fun Got a bottle of cranberry juice This pistol hurts when it shoots Midnight motel Window seat Flowered curtains, knotted sheets To stomp a spider, to catch a thief Stomachaches in my dreams You got to the count of twelve To pack your bags and go Woke up with the latest hole And my Chinese Telephone
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NYE BEACH BLUES (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) (They're in a big fight Because one of them jumped on the pier They're biting at each other) Nye, sauntering long An ocean down at the end of town Salt dollop a wall Windows in the motel room Die, sleep in the car Wake up down and walk around Nye, Newport Blue An ocean down at the end of town Fate poured the ocean Fate poured me Fate poured the ocean Fate poured me Sea, south in the sun Central Park in a seagull town Nye, headlights on Autumn's off at 9 o' clock Fate poured the ocean Fate poured me Fate poured the ocean Fate poured me
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Safe Side 03:46
SAFE SIDE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C 2007) There's a safe side, keep out the cows from the steakhouse There's a safe side, stay out of the eyes of the hoot-owls Keep a mile from the Ides of March and motel towels There's a safe side away from the tops of the charts Diamond ring sparkling, sirens sing, the Devil say "Oh nah nah nah!" Sinking ships on my sleeve, crown a king, the Devil say "Oh nah nah nah!" Uh oh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Keep a safe side away from your friends and your lovers Keep a safe side away from your fathers and mothers Keep a safe eye out for the hate in your heart-throb Keep a safer eye out for the hands on your doorknob Diamond ring sparkling, sirens sing, the Devil say "Oh nah nah nah!" Sinking ships on my sleeve, crown a king, the Devil say "Oh nah nah nah!" Uh oh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Keep a safe side out! Keep a safe side out! Keep a safe side out! Keep a safe side out!
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COME AROUND THE CORNER (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) Come around the corner and be my baby Come around the corner and be my baby I promise my sweetheart I won't be angry Come around the corner and be my baby Be my baby Sunset's a sundown Sunrise a sunup Can't oven children at play So come around the corner and be my baby Come around the corner and be my baby I'll love your forever if I love you a day Come around the corner and be my baby Be my baby Sunset's a sundown Sunrise a sunup Can't oven children at play
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Pretty Sow 02:42
PRETTY SOW (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) Face in the clouds A slide in the show The more I find out about it The less I know An eye to cry A row to hoe The more soil I turn the less I grow And how You need a pretty sow A pretty sow A pretty sow Twirling the twine Out of a lasso O The more I cast it out The less I rope A man to die A widow to mope The more I find out about it The less I want to know You need a pretty sow A pretty sow A pretty sow
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Human To Be 03:17
HUMAN TO BE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) Tell me, are you a human being Are you a human being Are you a human being? Or tell me, are you a human to be Are you a human to be Are you a human to be? Tell me, are you a human being Or a human to be? Tell me, are you a government man Are you are a government man Are you are a government man? Tell me, are you a government man Are you are a government man Are you are a government man? Tell me, are you a human being Or a human to be? Tell me, baby, are you a human being Are you a human being Are you a human being? Or tell me, baby, are you a human to be Are you a human to be Are you a human to be?
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FACE LIKE A TRIGGER (Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2007) Well you got a Face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger WOO! Well, you're walking downtown with your SCARFACE on You're walking downtown with your SCARFACE on You're walking downtown with your SCARFACE on But you ain't got nothing to shoot Well, you're walking downtown on the gangster planks You're walking downtown on the gangster planks You're walking downtown on the gangster planks Cuz you ain't got nothing to lose You got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger WOO! You watched TV all day now you're out on the street You watched TV all day now you're out on the street You watched TV all day now you're out on the street And you think you're in a video BUT YOU'RE NOT You're in America and that's where you are BUT YOU'RE NOT You're in America and that's where you are BUT YOU'RE NOT You're in America and that's where you are With the billboards screaming at you You got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger WOO! You got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger A face like a trigger Got a face like a trigger WOO!
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Slow Poke 03:00
SLOW POKE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2007) Middleweight reprobate Too old to die young He's a real slow poke A face in a private dawn Preaching on I make so many rules I break them Over and over In case you didn't know The Blarney Stone Is perched over a hole It's the perfect foil For a slow poke Slow poke
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Worldly 02:29
WORLDLY (Lyrics By Patrick Porter C. 2007) Don't you try to bury me I'm farther than you'll ever be I know so many, coming by I'm here alone, don't ask me why Take all my thoughts of you Process them one then two These words they do express The deepest of regrets Don't you try to bury me I'm deadbeat now but I won't always be I know that you're not coming by I wait for you, don't ask me why Take all my thoughts of you Process them one then two These words they do express The deepest of regrets
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CHAMPAGNE OF BORES (Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2007) It's been two years of cars going by right outside the window Two years of life passing by-- me and you, me and you Two years of bums always asking us for money But you don't wanna give up what you got, and I never have any Two years of TV screens, bags of trash, and comic relief Two years of bags of weed, cans of beer, and walls that bleed Two years of kitchen drawers filled with tips from your waitressing Two years of you and me, just being Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby We gotta call it a day Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby I never really want to say goodbye, all the way It's been two years of waiting around for pigs to fly It's been two years in separate rooms, the old college try It's been two years of lazy days, lazy shrugs, and lazy ways Two years of loving you without a damn thing to say Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby We gotta call it a day Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby I never really want to say goodbye, all the way I love you anyway I love you anyway I love you anyway I love you anyway (That's the sound of the wind in the willows)

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Recorded winter 2007 in Denver, Colorado

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released December 25, 2007

All instruments, vocals, and songs by Patrick Porter, Copyright 2007, Bring Yr Own Bathos Publishing

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