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Effort

by Patrick Porter

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1.
Clack 03:59
Clack (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012) I can't afford to waste another minute Holding zone the telephone, and all the fun I miss I can't afford to waste another minute here Laundry-spin the bargain bin, and all the stones I bless I can't afford to waste another moment here Intercept a bitter limb and touch it to the tin I can't afford to waste another moment here Holding pen, the scent of sin, and how it came to pass So I can't afford to waste another minute here Pitch a hitter loud enough for everyone to hear Waste another minute Waste another minute Waste another minute
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Genious 02:14
Genious (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012) I don’t want a bird to fly out until the sun’s up I don’t want to find out I don’t want to come to find out I don’t want to come to find out until the what’s what Don’t ask me no pointed questions Lead me away or pull me aside You know you are a lollypop, lollypop Don’t ask me to explain why There’s (sic) pockmarks on your cellphone I don’t want to find out I don’t want to come to find out I don’t want to come to find out until the what’s what I don’t want a bird to fly out until the sun’s up So don’t ask me no pointed questions Climb my tree and sell me a smile You know you are a lollypop, lollypop Shallow end and plastic slide Don’t ask me no pointed questions Don’t ask me what books to read I ain’t a school to question-session Just pop your wheelies and believe But you believe in Santa Claus
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Doing The Dishes Drunk Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 I’m doing the dishes drunk So don’t tell me I ain’t good for nothing Cuz I’m doing the dishes drunk Baby you don’t have to be so rough I know that I ain’t amounted to too much I’m just doing the dishes drunk This whole world gives me the creeps All these dumb fucks think they’re playing for keeps I’d rather just do the dishes drunk Jesus, send me some luck Jesus, please send me some luck You know that I’m at the end of my rope Jesus won’t you help me, you fuck
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Mart 02:28
Mart Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 I got it at the Mart I paid my money to the man in charge I paid my money to the man over there I paid my money to the man in charge I paid my money to the man and I walked out the sliding doors I got a shopping cart I paid my money to the man in charge I paid my money to the man over there I paid my money to the man in charge I paid my money to who put it there I paid my money to the man and I walked out the sliding doors He got it at the Mart
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Mavis 03:06
Mavis Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 Mavis I’ve tried To shake it in stride But the man in the sky Has hijacked my mind I wake up at night In the style of a child I’m building a kite That no one can fly Halo, Jesus Hole, type up my file Halo, Jesus Hole, it’s high time to die Mavis I’m gone It shouldn’t be long I’m the catch of a Psalm It won’t hurt at all Just remember me Like a leaf on a tree Or a subba-marine Who looked up to see Halo, Jesus Hole, type up my file Halo, Jesus Hole, been waiting a while Halo, Jesus Hole, type up my file Halo everyone watching me die
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Nanner 02:59
Nanner Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 The church bells chime They’re always talking I’m on a walk I’m always walking I can think of a million Things to do But you’re not here and They’re all with you When you have to go I know I’m gonna miss you so Cuz every time you leave The whole world’s only me I know you have to go But I really hate to be alone I wish that you and me Could always stay in one piece I try to talk to other people It doesn’t work; they’re all so stupid So I just sit and think about you And how everything is worse without you When you have to go I know I’m gonna miss you so Cuz every time you leave The whole world’s only me I know you have to go But I really hate to be alone I wish that you and me Could always stay in one piece Don’t go away! I really miss you, baby.
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You Don’t Love Me Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 Maybe someday we’ll be so happy Laying here splayed on a bed sunbeam A double-cross is a partial gain A day’s made to stay but a night can leave But you don’t love me You don’t love me
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Bad Good Bye 01:51
Bad Good Bye Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 Bad Good Bye Bad Good Bye There’s nothing worse than a good idea That turns into a bad good bye I’m sorry that we didn’t make it But it’s not like we didn’t try I’ll always remember you a lovely girl Right up to the bad good bye Bad Good Bye Bad Good Bye It’s sad to lose a soul you love so much And you can hardly remember why It’s been about five minutes And you’re probably with another guy But there’s nothing I can do but admit we’re through And be the victim of a bad good bye
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On Notice 02:14
On Notice Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 I’m putting you on notice I’m putting you on ice Because you say you love me but you only Bring things that I don’t want in my life Because I know I love you but I can’t do Anything but shiver in the sand So I’m putting you on notice But I’m keeping you on file Because you say you love me but you only Know a couple people that I am Because I know I love you but I’ll have to Hate you and then love you all again Because we’re from the same place and the place we’re from Is the place where nothing makes sense Because I want to be alone because alone Is where I make the greatest friends
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Makeup 02:42
Makeup Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 Violet high Seller low Please don’t stay here Don’t go Simple pearl Summer leaf I undress her Sometimes Wide eye Ice cake Garden snake Same thing You can’t have The last laugh Cuz I only listen To my half And if I say I want it It only means I don’t And if I say you’re killing me You’re probably the only thing Keeping me alive Easy chair Sullen vein I’m not the only one To try shame Brick bleed Sun chime It’s mine It’s all mine And if I say I’ll do it It only means I won’t And if you think you’re killing me You’re probably the only thing Keeping me alive
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Fraud Song 05:03
Fraud Song Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 You're a fraud You draw sidewalks on the chalk Fraud Build a highway for a stop Fraud Cement windows to your wall Fraud Keep your fresh air in a jar Hangman, hangman's gonna hang you On a wet Saturday, and hand you to the sandman Hey man, everyone is laughing Cuz everybody knows there's no glass in your glasses You're a fraud Your jailcell's only got one bar You're a fraud Your crime is built out of a cop Fraud Mixing tie-dye with a mop Fraud Blowing bubbles out of pop Hangman, hangman's gonna hang you On a wet Saturday, and hand you to the sandman Hey man, everyone is laughing Cuz everybody knows there's no glass in your glasses You're a fraud
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Seen 02:57
Seen Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 I painted a sky on the telephone Was waiting for a call I don’t know if I can do without you I don’t know if I can do, at all I made a grave at the faces who passed All I wanted was yours I don’t know if I can do without you I don’t know if I can do, at all Babe, I just want something safe I just want something That stays in place I’ll bury myself way out of town I don’t want to fight no more I don’t know if I can do without you I don’t know if I can do, at all The more I love, the more I’m lost I always prove myself wrong I don’t know if I can do without you I don’t know if I can do, at all Babe, I just want something safe I just want something That stays
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Good For You 03:54
Good For You Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 I won’t be bad I won’t be crazy I’ll be good for you I won’t get drunk And get thrown into cop cars I’ll be good for you Trying to be nice Trying to be happy Trying to do what I’m supposed to do And when I think About being bad I’ll just think of you And be good for you I will eat oatmeal for breakfast I’ll be good for you I won’t stand on ledges or smash my head through windows I’ll be good for you Trying to be nice Trying to be happy Trying to do what I’m supposed to do And when I think About being bad I’ll just think of you And be good for you I won’t break down and wake up in alleys I’ll be good for you I won’t run around and go out on benders I’ll be good for you Trying to be sweet Trying to be happy Trying to do what I’m supposed to do And when I think About being bad I’ll just think of you And be good for you
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Love Ain’t Leaving Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2012 Oh I know Sugarbowl It’s hard as hell But you’re In my mind All the time So please survive As long as your heart is beating It’s best to know my love ain’t leaving Pain Makes a wave Buys a slave It’s hard to believe But oh I miss you so I want to stroll Your every aisle As long as your heart is beating It’s best to know my love ain’t leaving Even if you’re tired of living It’s best to know my love ain’t leaving
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Poledancer 03:36
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U U U 02:59
U U U Lyrics by Patrick Porter C 2012 You you you You're my lover I love you There's no other You you you You're my baby Make me proud Make me happy And babe let's just love each other No more plots No more warfare You you you You're my darling Nights may fall We're above them You you you You're my lover I love you You're my other And babe let's just love each other No more blood No more martyr

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Recorded Summer 2012, Fleas & Teeth Recording Studios, NY. All songs Copyright 2012 by Patrick Porter; bring yr own bathos publishing

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released September 24, 2012

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