Po' Pamphlet Jakkson

from by Patrick Porter

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Po Pamphlet Jakkson
He gets no reaction
He has to wear Pampers
His old friends wear Depends
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
His colds are all catchin
His eggs are all baskin

Bald eagle local leader
Birdfeed your birdfeeder
Zebra on canstands
Sends my girlfriend to Bermuda
11 AM, gonna hit him in the head with a hammer
Don't make a man stare into the bathroom mirror like a camera
I kinda wanna kill you
Mr don't own a gas station map from Alaska

Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Doesn't like people
Beige Lamborghini
Farts up the pee-hole
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Jerks off the deep end
Po Pamphlet Jakkson
Forgot to have a friend

Light switch on and off swish of bourbon
Jump on a trampoline nine counties over
Power steering seven hours leave a supply of Gerber's
Mikes and Ikes instead of Vikes, buncha slow learners
Send you to Denver
Drop a nuke on Tom's Diner
Remember that night that we kissed in the corner?
Wal Mart boss with a face like Bob Palmer
Doesn't know this state is a giant toaster?
I'm gonna approach him with a hammer
And teach him some manners
And teach him some manners

Everybody in this room is gonna die


from Porter In Froota EP, released January 27, 2017
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