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TRAINS ARE LOADED IN THE YARD
lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2011
Trains are loaded in the yard
Trains are going where they're going
Trains are loaded in the yard
Trains have voices that go far
Trains have voices, listen hard
Trains are loaded in the yard
(They go WOO!)
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Toy Dog
03:28
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TOY DOG
Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2011
Welcomed in and locked out
The hopes are high and the aisle is wide
But don't try to make me laugh right now
Cuz I'll just cry
I know it isn't sensible
To drill a hole into a windfall
But I can't help but worrywort
I ain't some tough guy
I'm a toy dog
I blink a planet in my eye
It's made out of lines and it's off to the right
I don't leave home without a payphone dime
Cuz I might go blind
I like to pull a false alarm
I'll draw a knife on a Christmas card
Cuz anything could do me harm
And it just might
I'm a toy dog
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Far Firework Song
02:35
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FAR FIREWORK SONG
Lyrics By Patrick Porter C. 2011
So what will you do now that I'm gone?
Will you be sad and all alone?
Will you be dull and out of tune?
Will you be scared to leave the room?
Or will you go out and will you thrive?
Will you be happier to be alive?
Will you start up a new affair?
Will you forget I was ever there?
I wish you well
But I don't, don't, don't, don't
I'll take care
But I won't, won't, won't, won't
I'll go along
But I'd rather not do
I'll give you up
But I don't really want to
So what will you do now that I'm gone?
Will you throw my things out on the lawn?
Will you forgive, will you forget?
Will you wish that we never met?
Or will you meet another man?
Who is much better than I am?
Will you think of me and gloat?
Imagine me in a sinking boat?
I wish you well
But I don't, don't, don't, don't
I'll take care
But I won't, won't, won't, won't
I'll go along
But i'd rather not do
I'll give you up
But I don't really want to
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LOVE DON'T GO A LONG WAYS
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
In the midnite moon
Where the owl said hoo
I paid my
Due to you
Love don't go a long ways
Well I did the best
I could do for you
But I could not
Undo the noose
Love don't go a long ways
'You should always be true
to your love' sez who?
I did, and she
Just made me blue
Love don't go a long ways
Girl, what did I ever
Do to you
To make such
A fool of me?
Love don't go a long ways
Love don't go a long ways
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Workin' Stiff
02:16
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WORKIN' STIFF
Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2011
Maybe you'd love me
If I was a workin' stiff
If I gave you my money
And bought you comforting shit
But I'm just a dog
With a leash oh so long
Maybe you'd love me
If I was a workin' man
If I brought home the bacon
And put it in a pan
But I'm just a nut
Who don't know what's what
Maybe you'd love me
If I was a workin' stiff
If I sat in a cubicle
And typed on computers and shit
But I'm just a man
Doing what he can
I ain't got no plan
Baby, baby, baby
Fuck you
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6. |
Lock On My Door
03:15
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LOCK ON MY DOOR
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
I ain't got no love
I ain't got no one
I ain't got no girl
I ain't got no heart
I ain't got no car
I ain't got no wife
I ain't got no life
I ain't got no voice
I ain't got no choice
I ain't got no gun
Put a lock on my heart
Put a lock on my door
i ain't got no job
i ain't got no cash
i ain't got no plan
i ain't got no flash
i ain't got no pan
i ain't got no shoes
i ain't got no news
i ain't got no fun
i ain't got no love
i ain't got no one
Put a lock on my heart
Put a lock on my door
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
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7. |
3rd World Country Blues
03:17
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3RD WORLD COUNTRY BLUES
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
Sometimes I feel like a 3rd world country
Dirty, confused, broke, and hungry
The roads are worn down and the natives are ugly
Sometimes I feel like a 3rd world country
Oh lord, what have I done?
We've fallen so out of love
(Patrick Porter is a synthesizer)
Sometimes I feel like a 3rd world country
Trying to keep up with the empires of effrontery
But I'm so far behind that it ain't even funny
Sometimes I feel like a 3rd world country
Oh lord
What have I done?
We've fallen so out of love
Oh lord
What can I do?
Waiting around
To be with you?
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HEARTLESS PLACE CALLED U
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
I fell into
That heartless place called you
I stayed in there, too
That heartless place called you
I couldn't move
From that heartless place called you
But now I'm through
With that heartless place called you
I don't love anyone
I'm glad that I'm alone
I don't want anyone
I'm glad that you're gone
I'm filled with booze
And memories that I can't use
I made them with you
But now they're just obtuse
I guess that it's true
That we were always meant to lose
I'm living proof
Of that heartless place called you
I don't love anyone
I'm glad that I'm alone
I don't want anyone
I'm glad that you're gone
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9. |
One Here, One There
04:18
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ONE HERE, ONE THERE
Lyrics By Patrick Porter C. 2011
One love, set you up
Doo-wop, doo-wop, die
One love, tear it up
Television wire, ha ha ha
One here
One there
One love, thanks a lot
Doo wop, doo wop, die
One love
Thanks a bunch
One here
One there
One love, very much
Doo wop, doo wop, die
One love
Pass it up
One here
One there
One love
Ugly rut
Doo wop, doo wop, die
One love
Ugly rut
One here
One there
I'm out on the boat
Rocking, rocking, rocking, rocking
Out on the boat
Rocking, rocking, rocking, rocking
(Poem everyone hates)
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Appalachian Zazz
01:46
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11. |
Blue Box Of Crayons
04:08
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BLUE BOX OF CRAYONS
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
I'm not
A holy roller
My god
Is a loner
Hang tight
On a prayer
Take flight
See you later
Stir my soul
Put it in a bowl
I'm gonna throw
A party
(woodpecker)
At night
Dream about her
Sleep tight
Do without her
White ice
In a tumbler
You are the world's
Slowest learner
Give up hope
But don't give up the ghost
I'm gonna throw
A party
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12. |
Cold Red Lite
03:27
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COLD RED LITE
Lyrics By Patrick Porter C. 2011
There's a cold red lite
In a hollow
And it's such a fine, unholy signal
Man was made to go wrong
And the odds are long
You might have heard of that
Cold red
Cold red lite
There's a bucket of flies
On a battleground
Where everyone died
And the crowd reacted by cheering it on
They were angry gnats
Cold red
Cold red lite
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Love Life
03:43
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LOVE LIFE
Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2011
Look into the mirror
Look into my eyes
I'm looking like the bearer
Of a great surprise
There are lots of things that I love
And things that I don't like
And I'm falling out of love
With life
Look into a cesspool
Look into the sky
The sun is there in the daytime
And the stars are out at night
I'm forgetting what I used to do
When I used to try
And I'm falling out of love with life
Remember our love?
Remember us?
Remember how we used to love each other so much?
Look into the mirror
Look into my eyes
I'm looking like the kind of man
Who's beyond all advice
And if it's time for me to die
Then I guess that that's alright
Cuz I've fallen out of love
With life
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Tuff Luv
03:14
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TUFF LUV
Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2011
Tuff luv
Tuff luv
She's getting a degree in tuff luv
She's going to class
She's going to pass
She's getting a degree in tuff luv
She used to be
So warm and free
She used to be the girl for me
But now she has
No sympathy
She's getting a degree in tuff luv
She's getting it tight
She's getting it right
She's "Putting together her life"
She has no time
To listen to me whine
She's getting a degree in tuff luv
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Babysong
01:54
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BABYSONG
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
Baby, baby
I'm sitting here at dawn
Wondering where you are right now
Baby, baby
I know it had to end
But it hurts to lose a friend
Can't think of no one who I'd rather call baby,
Baby
I've been trying to find someone
To help me forget that you are gone
Baby, baby
It hurts to be alone
I wish I would've known
Before I let you go
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Not Know Alone
02:09
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NOT KNOW ALONE
Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2011
Nothing to do for a homesick soul
Except to sit and write a homesick song
Throw my clocks into a waiting car
And use the moon for a telephone
Love makes plans and love makes good
Love it puts you in a better mood
But love ain't nothin' much to do
When it isn't nice and it isn't new
And it's in the past and in the present, too
You got plans you've been waiting on
And I got plans I've been waiting on
Even if I don't know what they are
I'd rather just go and not know alone
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17. |
Lite Turning Off
03:28
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LITE TURNING OFF
(Lyrics By Patrick Porter C. 2011)
True loves come
And true loves go
And if they were truest
Then they lied, you know
There ain't no reason to break down and bawl
It's just a lite turning off
On a front porch
Girls are girls
And boys are boys
They make demands and they assign chores
They make lots of love and they make lots of noise
It's a bore, bore, bore
It's nothing much at all
So don't be sad if your love went bad
It's just a lite turning off
On a front porch
When a lover leaves it makes you die
You wring your hands and you wonder why
But if they came right back to your side
You'd be bored, bored, bored
In no time at all
So, true loves come and true loves go
And the highs were high and the lows were low
And sometimes it matters and sometimes it don't
It's just a lite turning off
On a front porch
So don't be sad if your love went bad
It's just a lite turning off
On a front porch
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