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Goodbye Pork Pie Heart

by Patrick Porter

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1.
Fireman 04:05
FIREMAN (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) Well I'm a fireman I wear a fire hat I drive a fire truck Cuz I'm a fireman I pet a firedog I point a firehose Sometimes I set the fires myself Cuz I'm a fireman Well I have a firecape Covered in reflective tape And a cherry picker crank Cuz I'm a fireman I have the siren on I have two steering wheels I'm secretly glad when it burns to the ground Cuz I'm a fireman Billion dollars of damage WOO! Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman Fireman, fireman, fireman!!!
2.
THAT'S WHERE THE MOON IS (Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2008) That's where the moon is That's where the sun brights That's where the stars soft That's where the moon is I took the wrong bus I ended up in city park I was in a backyard I was starking up stark It was after a wedding I missed That's where the moon is That's where the moon is, baby That's where the whites walk That's where the cars stop That's where the clouds soft That's where the moon is Life is the criss And death is the cross X marks the gravestone And it ain't no big loss You ain't nothin' but a lobster in a pot They turn on the cooker and the bubbles pop They throw your bones in a Corn Flakes box And that's where the moon is, baby
3.
SON OF UNABLE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) The son is on the runny side of the egg The egg is on the mother side of the plate (Your mother is dead, your mother is gone Your mother went out like a dum-dum) Son of unable, hey! Son of unable, ho! Son of unable He has high style He lives a life of petty crime (GOD DAMN IT!) The sausage is on the bent side of the fork The fork is on the wet side of the floor (Your father is there, your father is wrong Your father lives life like a dum-dum) Son of unable, hey! Son of unable, ho! Son of unable He has high style He lives a life of petty crime The son is on the runny side Mmm-hmm Son of unable, hey! Son of unable, ho! Son of unable He has high style He lives a life of petty crime
4.
I'D RATHER JUST DIE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) The sun's in the sky It's a beautiful day today The world sure looks nice At first sight in the doorway But I'd rather just die I'd rather just die today The leaves have gone gold It sure looks like fall today There's frost on the walls Martha Stewart would love this day But I'd rather just die I'd rather just die today Don't tell me I don't love life I love it so much that it shits up my sights But don't tell me I should change my mind Cuz I reserve the right To just wanna die And I'd rather just die I'd rather just die today
5.
CRAYON FACTORY BLUES (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) America Joe likes the Rolling Stones American flags all over his clothes Crayons color in different coats America Joe likes white the most Center him high Value him low Center him high Value him low America Joe on his native soil Tasteless broth in a salty bowl He pays for his coffee Calls dollars 'bones' America Joe likes donut holes Center him high Value him low Center him high Value him low He's a hardworking guy And no one knows his plight you know, you know Sometimes at night, he cries La la la la la la la la la Oooh Oooh Oooh!
6.
Gold 04:42
GOLD (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) If I have to go I'll only go for a season If I have to know It's cuz I got a good reason If I have to fall It's gonna be on my own blues If I have the gall I only hope I don't lose you Cuz you're gold You're gold If I have to change I hope I change for the better I'f I'm acting strange It's cuz I'm going to let her And if I get stole It's just cuz you never caught me It's nothing you did wrong It's just that you never got me But you're gold You're gold (This song's to Grey)
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STANDING IN THE SNOW (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) I don't wanna cross the road, so I'm standing in the snow Between a bank And an Amoco I'm standing in the snow Just standing in the snow A brain is a guitar solo A lot of notes going nowhere Standing in the snow Just standing in the snow
8.
IRON IN THE FIRE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) BABY! I got a 518 To dial a 203 I got a Mountain Bell For her New England leaves I got an iron in the fire I got an iron in the fire She got a winter hat I gotta win her heart She's got swiss-cheese shoes I got Cheeseman Park I got an iron in the fire I got an iron in the fire I got a pretty mile She got a pretty mouth I'm gonna leave it outside For her to pick it up I got an iron in the fire I got an iron in the fire And when I go to her And when she comes to me It's gonna come to fruit It's gonna come to be I got an iron in the fire I got an iron in the fire
9.
Popi 07:00
POPI (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) A guitar with a million strings It was actually a hammock Linda Goodman Called on the phone I hung it up The paint had hardly dried on that one A great many people Can want the same one People want you, they want me too Make me an offer I can't refuse I went to the park I sat on a bench It was dark; a man passed by He talked to me I think he wanted sex I waved him off I laughed That's how it is in the city, I guess Skyscrapers make the loneliest pricks Mail me a letter like a springtime summer Mail me a letter like an acorn falling Mail me a letter dutifully misspelled like you do Mail me a letter and I'll pretend that it's you I'll pretend that it's you A girl died On 14th Street today An ambulance came and took her away It said "DENVER GENERAL" on the doors In reflective letters, backwards I named her 'Popi' I'm sorry she's gone
10.
Worn Out 05:38
WORN OUT (Lyrics by Patrick Porter, C. 2010) Everything it moves with such speed And I'm so slow, and I'm so worn out I would like to believe That I could still steal the show But I'm so worn out I'm so worn out Well it's fun, I suppose, to go dancing at indie shows But I'm so worn out I'm so worn out I see people walking by They're so happy, they don't even have to try And I'm so worn out I'm so worn out Well I know that you want me to come visit you But I'm so worn out On a bus or a train But I'm afraid my strength is failing I'm so worn out I'm so worn out Well there's those songs where they say 'I'm not what I used to be in the old days I'm so worn out' These are songs that I hate But I'm afraid I'm forced to write one of my own I'm so worn out I'm so worn out
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WORLD OF GOOD (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) Sometimes I brace my head low And sometimes I hang my head high Sometimes I fold my halo For the sake of an eye-to-eye She is a ballerina Flashing reds between 10th and 9th Push lately comes to shove And heaven help us, comes tonight High-beams on rural high seas Split the rifts in the AM hillsides Sweet peels and rotting ceilings Scent the Schultz in her paperback spines Breathing steam to 'We' She cracks the cuffs of her Cons to knee-highs Hike hyper stiffs on plastics A World Trade Center either side Shitcan the cold potatoes for eager peaches by the slice Sometimes I brace my head low And sometimes I hang my head high Sometimes I fold my halo For the sake of an eye-to-eye She is a ballet teacher Trophy bone shattered in the thigh Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O Heather O, Heather O, Heather O, Heather O
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Faces 03:15
FACES (Lyrics by Patrick Porter C. 2008) One day they're there The next day they're gone Faces Faces One day they're shining The next day they're long Faces Faces Faces One day you know 'em The next day you don't Faces Faces One day you want 'em The next day you won't Faces Faces Faces

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Recorded in Denver, Colorado, Winter/Spring 2008

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released April 1, 2008

All songs written and performed by Patrick Porter. All songs Copyright 2008, Bring Yr Own Bathos Publishing

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