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This Machine Kills Bathos (Disc Two- Bonus Bathos)

by Patrick Porter

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How I Cried 02:28
2.
RAILROADS (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c.2006) You got railroads Running by your door You got who knows what Out there A forced swallow Palms wrung loose and hot You sit at the window at night Waiting for the stop You got railroads Running by your door You got railroads Running by your door You're hemmed in all sides By inert freight crates Strangling beercans at the conductors Curtains reverse downskirt You got railroads Running by your door You got railroads Running by your door
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MRS EVILSIZER (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) I'm the queen of this ship I'm in tip-top shape You can call me Mrs. Evilsizer I know the rules and the ways Of all the roads that you paved You take it slowly when you're Mrs. Evilsizer I'm the queen of this ship I run a tight, tight ship I am a sailor on a chalkboard eraser I beetle from above What is the sea made of It's hard to tell when you're on a stretcher Elevator (Planes don't really fly)
4.
Brillo Pads 05:06
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THE HEIDI GAME (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) We could sit, I could tell you a story About all the things that we've done wrong We could go on and on forever We could sit here all night long I bet I could tell you a story About something that I've done worse And if it even really happened A conscience is a blessing The rest is a curse It's the Heidi Game Heaven Texas All your ex's are in Texas but Colorado is your grave And If you could tell me a story Call collect from Texas on the phone In that voice that just got out of rehab Reading me three-page poems You said that you had some old photographs And you and me when I was a kid We lived with you when my dad Got kicked out of the house By my stepmom When I was twelve It's the Heidi Game Maybe Satyr switch Redrum Mayday mayday mayday mayday
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ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE (PERFUNCTORY 9/11 SONG) (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) After 9/11 There's a Koran in our corn chips After 9/11 There's a terrorist in our deodorant sticks And I never even hung a ribbon (Hello?) Easier to swallow workload Make it up as you go We built a shelter Underneath the blanket that was in the bass drum We'll build a shelter Out of the blanket that was in the bass drum Iran Iraq Give us some Easier to swallow workload Make it up as you go
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A MAN COMES THRU (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) A man comes through another day He says "What am I doing?" A man comes through another day He's taking a screwing in the ass A man is driving his car home On the freeway in the sunset A man turns his windsheild wipers on Even though it isn't even raining A man comes through another day He's taking a screwing in the ass A man comes through A man comes through What else can a man do but just come through? Why have any hope for anything new? Instead, a man just comes through Yeah yeah yeah yeah Dooka dooka dooka I'm takin' ove!
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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) God bless us for trying One can actually manipulate the veins Lock of it like a boa constrictor Hang down the ladder's leg The heart of the experience They come on like steel wool shocks That night they had the life out of me Still my sleep seems sweet The time has come to leave The time has come for you to get out of my house Get out Young Sir untucks the bags We thought that she would never leave us Suddenly through the window He backs up toward the old oil pumps She left us in a bathroom To await the pop The time has come to leave The time has come for you to get out of my house Get out
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REQUESTED BY THE LANDLORD (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) To permit No sound To place No dirt To change No locks To do All things Requested by the landlord To place No tacks No screws No tape To permit No sound To do All things Requested by the landlord To not Decorate Or improve The premises Except As approved In writing In writ By the Landlord The landlord may Employ a gardener And increase the Monthly rental By a hundred
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CATHOHOLICA SONG (PAULA SONG) (Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006) Hello Mother Mary Heed my lollygagging It's the only sound I can make I knew a girl like you Apples in the orchard It's the only vow I can break There's no way to Save my face I'm all faith Hello Mother Mary Heed my saddlebagging It's the only sound I can make I knew a face like yours In another staredown It's the only vow I can break There's no way to Save my face I'm all faith

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Recorded by Patrick Porter in 2006. Originally released as a bonus disc to the "This Machine Kills Bathos" LP, by The Time Is Now Records, 2006.

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released May 5, 2006

Patrick Porter (All instruments and vocals)

All songs c.2006 Bring Yr Own Bathos Publishing

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