Song 4 on Be Good LP by Patrick Porter C. 2019, bring yr own bathos publishing
lyrics
Serta Song (Heavyman Jr.)
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr and no I am not home
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr and no I am not home
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr a chip off the ol’ block
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr and I don’t want to talk
If we were old friends from back in the day
I hope you’re well, but I’m sorry to say that
This is the cellphone of the Heavyman Jr.
And I don’t want to know
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr I like to be left alone
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr I like to be left alone
Hello I’m the cellphone of Heavyman Jr I throw back the millstone
If you call the cellphone of Heavyman Jr you’ll just get a dial tone
The only old friend that I want is right here
Staring at me in the living room mirror
I am the cellphone of the Heavyman Jr
Don’t bother to call
I am the cellphone of Heavyman Jr and no I am not home
I am the cellphone of Heavyman Jr I like to be left alone
Don’t call the cellphone of Heavyman Jr you’ll just get a dial tone
Don’t call the cellphone of Heavyman Jr cuz he don’t want to know
The only old friend that he wants is right here
Staring at him in the koo-koo mirror
I am the cellphone of the Heavyman Jr and I’ll never be home
credits
from Be Good,
released July 17, 2019
porter played it all
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