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The Kitchen I Always Wanted

from This Machine Kills Bathos (Disc 1) by Patrick Porter

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Track 17 from "This Machine Kills Bathos" LP (Disc 1), by Patrick Porter (2006)

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THE KITCHEN I ALWAYS WANTED
(Lyrics by Patrick Porter c. 2006)

My name's uncle Jeff
And I remodeled my kitchen
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints
My new in-built coils were the thrill of a lifetime
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints

Ooh, so who the hell knows
The weight of a man?

I'm floating in space
I'm floating in space

My whole life it changed when I remodeled my kitchen
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints
My microwave runs on a new out-board motor
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints
Plastic-standing cupboards
And the pantry is bitchin'
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints
Built-in icemaker
Twirl-a-whirl Lazy Susan
I made some mistakes
I have my complaints

Ooh, so who the hell knows
The weight of a man floating in space

I'm floating in space
I have my complaints
I'm floating in space
I have my complaints

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from This Machine Kills Bathos (Disc 1), track released May 5, 2006
Patrick Porter (All instruments and vocals)

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